“Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don’t need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think.”
— Kathy Lette
“It’s not Life that begans at forty, it’s Death- Victoria”
— Kathy Lette
“I blame Mother Nature two-faced bitch and Father Time bloody bastard .Yep those misogynistic killjoys have cut off my pocket money and left me grounded.With those two authoritarian heavyweights ganging up what chance does a woman have I aks you”
— Kathy Lette
“I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the witch.”
— Kathy Lette
“When you’ve been around as long as me, Lucy, you’ll know that there are three types of sex… One – brand-new, kitchen-table sex. Two – bedroom sex. Then number three – hallway sex, when you pass each other in the hallway and say ‘Fuck you.'” – Lockie”
— Kathy Lette
“People who say that money can’t buy happiness just don’t know where to shop.”
— Kathy Lette