“Do you really understand all this army stuff?It helps not to be too bright, sir.”
— M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team
“What’s a man worth without love ? $.89 worth of chemicals.” Hawkeye Pierce”
— M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team
“It’s one thing to admire a man’s work. It’s another to get your picture in the paper doing it.” General Clayton”
— M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team
“Are you dedicated to your patient or your ego?”
— M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team
“Shaving was invented to kill time before a date.”
— M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team
“Colonel Henry Blake, a surgeon: “I can paint a barn with someone else’s blood. I just can’t stand to see my own.”
— M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team
“Inside that Colonel, there’s a private that needs to be cuddled and held just like the rest of us.” Hawkeye”
— M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team