“He’s not my god.”“Mine either. Who are you to judge me?”“Gods should always be judged.”
— Michael LaRocca
“At my age, every day that I overcome simple inertia is a victory.”
— Michael LaRocca
“Funny how much we all suffer trying to spare others a bit of pain.”
— Michael LaRocca
“I have a question for you. When you were a little boy, is this the man you dreamed of becoming?”
— Michael LaRocca
“Once I was King of the Titans. Now I need a MedicAlert bracelet and a subscription to the Safe Return program. Can you put out a Silver Alert on a god? I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.”
— Michael LaRocca
“Schopenhauer wrote that to desire immortality is to desire the eternal perpetuation of a great mistake. He was correct.”
— Michael LaRocca
“I’ve been working on something that merges rap with classical…. I call it Baby’s Got Bach.”
— Michael LaRocca