“I put the bra in brand, and I top it!”
— Natalya Vorobyova
“That stranger handed me a letter written in my beloved’s tears. I opened it, and the letters faded away just like his love for me.”
— Natalya Vorobyova
“Let’s play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie.”
— Natalya Vorobyova
“When I lose control, I lose my cool and I pass the point of no RTN.”
— Natalya Vorobyova
“On the stand, I asked the witness, “What’s your occupation?”“Make-up artist.”“Objection!” I replied, “Lack of foundation.”
— Natalya Vorobyova
“When I pass the bar, you’ll be barred from bars but put behind them.”
— Natalya Vorobyova
“Your kisses are like miracle fruit that sweetens my life without ruining my diet.”
— Natalya Vorobyova
“He said he loves her more because she makes him smile. Fine! I’ll give him the Glasgow smile. Beat that, bitch!”
— Natalya Vorobyova
“Assassins: they got sass and live on sin.”
— Natalya Vorobyova
“He was a serial dater, and she was a serial killer. Justice brought them together.”
— Natalya Vorobyova
“I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don’t bear his autograph.”
— Natalya Vorobyova
“I tend to throw tantrums a lot. Wear a helmet in my presence.”
— Natalya Vorobyova
“Pent up anger brews into hate, which subsequently becomes a juicy revenge.”
— Natalya Vorobyova
“Because of the green-eyed one, I see red and that makes me blue.”
— Natalya Vorobyova
“I’d represent “Love” when it sued hypocritical writers for abuse.”
— Natalya Vorobyova
“For a control freak, love and the desire to control others are synonymous. Once they lose control over the object of their desire, hostility takes over in full force.”
— Natalya Vorobyova
“I suggest he starts introducing himself as “Lessman”; he is classless, tactless, and mannerless.”
— Natalya Vorobyova
“Gentleman: An imaginary creature found in Jane Austen novels.”
— Natalya Vorobyova
“Hate lawyers all you want. Unlike you, we’ll never be replaced with robots. Case closed!”
— Natalya Vorobyova
“Writing is a form of art. Do not use New Times Roman or Arial because it’s boring and hackneyed.”
— Natalya Vorobyova
“Love and Hate: both are four-lettered and both involve passion. And sometimes when love turns into hate, passion grows murderous.”
— Natalya Vorobyova
“An eye for an eye will only make the world bright. Sorry, Mahatma. This is the absolute and only true form of justice.”
— Natalya Vorobyova
“He aimed at the lawyer’s heart but missed it. It was a mistrial.”
— Natalya Vorobyova
“For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.”
— Natalya Vorobyova
“You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, “Money, I’m home!”
— Natalya Vorobyova
“Fine! He is being passive aggressive with me, and it’s gonna backfire; I’m gonna be active friendly.”
— Natalya Vorobyova