“Son of a Merryweather, he’s a lot stronger than he looks.”
— Nicki Elson
“In you, she saw hope.”“You mean she saw his next meal.”
— Nicki Elson
“Nobody knew exactly how the zombification process worked, and there were as many different strains as theories.”
— Nicki Elson
“Free drinks have no carbs.”
— Nicki Elson
“I’m glad she’s so smitten with her new huntsman boyfriend and all, but venison-wurst? Gag me with a harpsichord.”
— Nicki Elson
“The candle’s flame washed her in a sensual bath of pulsating light, and Hans became entranced by the soft glow upon her skin.”
— Nicki Elson
“She stared stupidly into his eyes, thinking about how very much she’d like to make that noise again…with him.”
— Nicki Elson
“It’s like a meatloaf.”
— Nicki Elson
“She didn’t dare expose her heart the way she’d exposed her body.”
— Nicki Elson
“Where did you think playing with angels was going to get you?”
— Nicki Elson
“How do you possibly manage to turn talk of an angel into something perverted?”
— Nicki Elson
“In truth, Liesel was a prisoner too, just held by different kinds of bonds.”
— Nicki Elson
“She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe.”
— Nicki Elson
“You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don’t go nutty on me.”
— Nicki Elson
“If you’re going to be a dickhead, at least have the courtesy of doing it while I have a drink in my hand so I can throw it in your face!”
— Nicki Elson
“He’s so outta my league, we’re not even playing the same sport… He’s professional soccer in Europe and I’m intramural badminton in the States.”
— Nicki Elson
“He’d only ever seen her twice, only talked to her once, but as he now gazed upon her, he realized that he’d missed her all day long.”
— Nicki Elson
“Oh.” It was one those ohs that came packed with layers of meaning — none of which merely meant oh.”
— Nicki Elson
“The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.”
— Nicki Elson
“You should seriously get a job planning dates for The Bachelor.”
— Nicki Elson
“Given his personality, I’d say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime.”
— Nicki Elson
“You might not believe in the devil, but do you believe evil lurks in this world?”
— Nicki Elson
“I was hoping to find a way out of here and instead found you.”
— Nicki Elson
“It’s complicated. He’s not…’ Human? ‘He’s playing hard to get.”
— Nicki Elson
“In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today?”
— Nicki Elson
“Some of us feel the need to experience life before bending to the will of an arcane society.”
— Nicki Elson
“No amount of wavy blond hair nor evenings spent with her plump lips applying just the right amount of pressure to his various pleasure points could make up for the rotting carcass of a soul that resided beneath all that beauty.”
— Nicki Elson
“He met each newly exposed piece of flesh with a tender kiss, remembering how he’d dreamed of doing exactly this on the very first night he’d seen her.”
— Nicki Elson
“My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?”
— Nicki Elson
“Just because he’s a guy doesn’t mean he and I can’t be just friends.” “And just because you don’t have to insert batteries into him doesn’t mean you can’t be more.”
— Nicki Elson