“When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life is givin’ them vodka and have a party!”— Ron White
“I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade…and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”— Ron White
“But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.”– Ron White
“People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.”– Ron White
“I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.”– Ron White
“I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.”– Ron White
“I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.”– Ron White
“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”– Ron White
“There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.”– Ron White
“Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.”– Ron White
“When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.”– Ron White