“The purpose of water is to drink it but we swim in it for the fun of it.”
“The purpose of water is to drink it but we swim in it for the fun of it.”
“The purpose of water is to drink it but we swim in it for the fun of it.”
“Cussing like a commoner wasn't something I was tested on. I picked that habit up outside of high school.”
“There were no snooty commuters at this late hour. They were home snug in their beds where they should be.”
“As academia became my identity, my fascination with firefighters became buried and, seemingly, died.”
“After spending the previous night the way I had, I felt I could afford to lose some of the daytime to sleep.”
“I'll tell you what you want to hear. I mean, what I need to hear. I'll tell the truth.”
“Maybe if you allowed me to blow off some steam, I wouldn't have been so frustrated when I had to find higher order fucking derivatives.”
“Harry and I are misadventurous misadventurers that like to partake in misadventure.”
“Acting with confidence, but inside lacking certainty, I'd told her I could.”
“They had to be untrustworthy enough to buy a minor alcohol but trustworthy enough to not walk away with my money.”
“One thing a girl loves more than a bad boy is a self-aware bad boy.”
“As long as you don't kill someone or seriously maim them, sure, it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks as long as you have a good time.”