“Money couldn’t buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.”
– Spike Milligan
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.”
– Spike Milligan
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.”
– Spike Milligan
“It was a perfect marriage. She didn’t want to and he couldn’t.”
– Spike Milligan
“I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.”
– Spike Milligan
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.”
– Spike Milligan
“And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.”
– Spike Milligan
“I can speak Esperanto like a native.”
– Spike Milligan
“How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.”
– Spike Milligan
“A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.”
– Spike Milligan
“My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.”
– Spike Milligan