“Is she always like this?” “No, usually worse.”
— Steve Voake
“Samuel, safety is my watchword. Rest assured that proper procedures will be followed at all times.”Skipper giggled. “Tell me, Mump. What ARE proper procedures exactly?””Simple,” said Mump. “One: cause maximum chaos in the shortest possible time. Two: try not to get your head blown off.”
— Steve Voake
“Relax. They’re not going to kill us. They’re going to TRY and kill us. And that is a very different thing.”
— Steve Voake