“Ah, Macy Joleen O’James, I love you. More than I ever knew it was possible to love someone. I want to laugh with you when you’re happy and hold you when you’re sad and–hell. I don’t even know what all. This is uncharted territory for me, but I know that I Buzz Lightyear love you. You know–to infinity and beyond?”
— Susan Andersen
“Frankly though, bud, your criteria for what constitutes a good date is kinda skewed, if you ask me. Homemade cookies are overrated man — trust me on this. You can find a decent bakery just about anywhere you go.”
— Susan Andersen
“You don’t talk much, do you, angel-face? I like that in a woman.”
— Susan Andersen
“Be good. It’ll be a new experience.”
— Susan Andersen
“I’ve been a perfect lady my entire life, and somebody just tried to shoot me, anyway. Grandmother was wrong. Goodness is not its own reward.”
— Susan Andersen
“What is it about men, anyway? You can’t live with ’em and the law frowns on neutering them. It’s not exactly a win-win situation.”
— Susan Andersen
“It was pretty much the male code not to let your friends have too much fun if there was any chance you could throw a wrench in their good times.”
— Susan Andersen
“And if her heart was breaking with every step she took, at least he would never know.”
— Susan Andersen
“You really are young, aren’t you, Blondie? You know how the game is played—people’ll say anything in the heat of the moment.”
— Susan Andersen
“Guys are a lot like kitchen floors – lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.”
— Susan Andersen
“Ah women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.”
— Susan Andersen