“Even now, years later, it’s hard to tell why the government stood by and let the city of New Orleans be destroyed, dispatching troops rather than help.”— Ted Rall
“The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at least $5 to $10 billion over 5 to 10 years, coupled with occupation forces of 250,000 Allied soldiers to keep the peace throughout the country.”– Ted Rall
“Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes.”– Ted Rall