“I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it.”
— Tracy Morgan
“My father was the role model I looked up to. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me to do better than he did. He never sold a record in his life, but to me, he was still a rock star.”
— Tracy Morgan
“Listen, Bruce Lee fought out of anger. That’s why they call it the ‘Fists of Fury.’ Michael Jackson danced with fury. I do stand up out of fury. I’m not mad at anybody. I’m not mad at any human being because I’m a human being.”
— Tracy Morgan
“I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place.”
— Tracy Morgan
“The most romantic thing I ever did to my woman? I painted her toenails!”
— Tracy Morgan
“You get somebody to crack a smile, that’s a beautiful thing.”
— Tracy Morgan
“I’m a human being. I feel all emotions. I’m not just happy all the time. Sometimes, I’m sad and feel the blues. Sometimes I even want to feel the blues. Sometimes, you want to feel down.”
— Tracy Morgan
“Being funny wasn’t a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.”
— Tracy Morgan
“Bad news travels at the speed of light good news travels like molasses.”
— Tracy Morgan
“I have my Lucky Charms in the morning, and I feel magical.”
— Tracy Morgan
“On ‘Saturday Night Live,’ I never really wrote. You know, I would just – I would let the writers cast me into the show. So my strength – and I put all my energies into performance. I just couldn’t deal with the rejection, you know, getting your sketches cut, and it was hard for me.”
— Tracy Morgan
“You can’t hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I’m just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker.”
— Tracy Morgan
“People live too much of their lives on email or the Internet or text messages these days. We’re losing all of our communication skills.”
— Tracy Morgan
“I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it’s cool to have strong and powerful pets.”
— Tracy Morgan
“Cool is the enemy of funny. You can’t be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that.”
— Tracy Morgan
“Tracy Morgan is subdued. I’m cool. I’m chilled out.”
— Tracy Morgan
“My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.”
— Tracy Morgan
“I want to show the world my humor.”
— Tracy Morgan
“If I had to describe my sense of humor, I would say it’s contemporary wit, you know what I’m saying?”
— Tracy Morgan
“God gave us dreams, but he gave us kids to make all those dreams worthwhile. And when I look at all my kids, I say everything that I’ve ever went through in my life was worthwhile.”
— Tracy Morgan
“I’m glad I dropped out of high school, man. I wouldn’t be where I’m at. I would have had a net. I’m glad I didn’t have anything to fall back on, man, because that made me go for my dreams that much harder.”
— Tracy Morgan
“You get somebody to crack a smile, that’s a beautiful thing.”
– Tracy Morgan
“Stand-up don’t get no respect – it’s the hardest thing to do in show business. You don’t have no band and there’s no music.”
– Tracy Morgan
“My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.”
– Tracy Morgan
“I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it.”
– Tracy Morgan
“I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it’s cool to have strong and powerful pets.”
– Tracy Morgan