“And the General regrets the night.”— T. Mountebank Related Quotes “A joke is a way to say, ‘I’m going to do something funny now. If I don’t get a laugh at the end, I’m a failure.’”— Penn Jillette “My fans are amazing and super loyal.”— Taio Cruz “The education cuts in the President’s budget are both irresponsible and morally unjustifiable.”– Chaka Fattah