“Llamas can drive… they just don’t know it yet…”— Llama Queen Related Quotes “I’m making a list of when it’s acceptable for a pirate to cry. […] So far I’ve got: one – when holding a seagull covered in oil. Two – when singing a shanty that reminds him of orphans. Three – when confronted with the unremitting loneliness of the human condition. Four – chops. I’ve just written the word ‘chops’. Not really sure where I was going with that one. Any ideas?”— Gideon Defoe “How terrible would it be to just wait there pathetically alone for him never to show up?”Eudoxia’s expression grew more serious. “That’s what you’re doing anyway, my dear.”— Ann Brashares “It has been my experience that law enforcement reports are littered with fabrications, inaccuracies, omissions, fraud, fantasies and willful blindness.”— Steven Magee