“Translation: I’m an idiot.”— Alyssa Day Related Quotes “Riding a motorcycle on today’s highways, you have to ride in a very defensive manner. You have to be a good rider and you have to have both hands and both feet on the controls at all times.”— Evel Knievel “Life itself still remains a very effective therapist.”— Karen Horney “Humor, for me, is really a gate of departure. It’s a way of enticing a reader into a poem so that less funny things can take place later. It really is not an end in itself, but a means to an end.”— Billy Collins