Clergyman's

You'd have done her. You'd have been just like JFK, you'd have been there in the Oval Office, Marilyn across the desk, your dick up her ass, lookin' out at the Washington Monument going, ""you know, it doesn't get much better than this, doesn't it? President of the United States, dick in Marilyn Monroe, my finger on the fucking button telling the fucking Russians to get their missiles out of Cuba in twelve hours. IT DOESN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!
- Sam Kinison

Today we're going to try and say his name...OH! OHHH! Can you even say a part of his name--OH! OHHH!
- Sam Kinison

The ground war lasted 100 hours. A hundred fuckin' hours. I've had parties go on longer than that, folks!
- Sam Kinison

Today we're going to try and say his name...OH! OHHH! Can you even say a part of his name--OH! OHHH!
- Sam Kinison

Today we're going to try and say his name...OH! OHHH! Can you even say a part of his name--OH! OHHH!
- Sam Kinison

The ground war lasted 100 hours. A hundred fuckin' hours. I've had parties go on longer than that, folks!
- Sam Kinison

Today we're going to try and say his name...OH! OHHH! Can you even say a part of his name--OH! OHHH!
- Sam Kinison

Lick the alphabet. It makes you appear creative, it's an easy diagram to remember, it's like ""aaaaa.... beeeee.... ceeee."" She's thinking you're from fuckin' Europe or somethin: ""OH GOD, WHERE'D YOU LEARN THAT, OHHH,"" and you're going ""A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
- Sam Kinison

Lick the alphabet. It makes you appear creative, it's an easy diagram to remember, it's like ""aaaaa.... beeeee.... ceeee."" She's thinking you're from fuckin' Europe or somethin: ""OH GOD, WHERE'D YOU LEARN THAT, OHHH,"" and you're going ""A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
- Sam Kinison

I was MARRIED for TWO FUCKING YEARS! Hell would be like Club Med!
- Sam Kinison