“I am reasonably happy. I didn’t find Jesus or anything like that. Part of it is that I just feel that I could go home. I did not feel like that for a long time, but I could go back now.”
– Craig Ferguson
“I’ve started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.”
– Craig Ferguson
“I don’t know now if I’m funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that’s funny.”
– Craig Ferguson
“Why do people do things that they fear? It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear.”
– Craig Ferguson
“It’s not that we fly by the seat of our pants. We’re not afraid of failure.”
– Craig Ferguson
“It’s like, it’s kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, that’s my show. It’s a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it.”
– Craig Ferguson
“It’s the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days you’ve got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy.”
– Craig Ferguson
“I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come from a difficult and sporadically violent background, to have been in and out of such chaos, I think it actually helps. But I don’t know for sure.”
– Craig Ferguson