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Then there's a feller who got hit by a train! How the - how the heck do y'get hit by a train! I mean it's not like it'll jump up and attack ya at the last minute or nothin'! There's, like, a railroad there to give ya, y'know, a heads up sign! I tell ya, if you ever gonna get hit by a train, do this: TA-DA! There ya go! Attaboy!
- Larry the Cable Guy

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Then there's a feller who got hit by a train! How the - how the heck do y'get hit by a train! I mean it's not like it'll jump up and attack ya at the last minute or nothin'! There's, like, a railroad there to give ya, y'know, a heads up sign! I tell ya, if you ever gonna get hit by a train, do this: TA-DA! There ya go! Attaboy!
- Larry the Cable Guy

I got so pissed I took a little poll to see if anyone was sick of gettin' taxed as much as I am. I called 100 people one night and here's the results: everyone I polled said, ""You dumb ass, it's three o'clock in the morning!"" .
- Larry the Cable Guy

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I got so pissed I took a little poll to see if anyone was sick of gettin' taxed as much as I am. I called 100 people one night and here's the results: everyone I polled said, ""You dumb ass, it's three o'clock in the morning!"" .
- Larry the Cable Guy

I got so pissed I took a little poll to see if anyone was sick of gettin' taxed as much as I am. I called 100 people one night and here's the results: everyone I polled said, ""You dumb ass, it's three o'clock in the morning!"" .
- Larry the Cable Guy

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I got so pissed I took a little poll to see if anyone was sick of gettin' taxed as much as I am. I called 100 people one night and here's the results: everyone I polled said, ""You dumb ass, it's three o'clock in the morning!"" .
- Larry the Cable Guy

I got so pissed I took a little poll to see if anyone was sick of gettin' taxed as much as I am. I called 100 people one night and here's the results: everyone I polled said, ""You dumb ass, it's three o'clock in the morning!"" .
- Larry the Cable Guy

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I got so pissed I took a little poll to see if anyone was sick of gettin' taxed as much as I am. I called 100 people one night and here's the results: everyone I polled said, ""You dumb ass, it's three o'clock in the morning!"" .
- Larry the Cable Guy

I got so pissed I took a little poll to see if anyone was sick of gettin' taxed as much as I am. I called 100 people one night and here's the results: everyone I polled said, ""You dumb ass, it's three o'clock in the morning!"" .
- Larry the Cable Guy

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I got so pissed I took a little poll to see if anyone was sick of gettin' taxed as much as I am. I called 100 people one night and here's the results: everyone I polled said, ""You dumb ass, it's three o'clock in the morning!"" .
- Larry the Cable Guy

I got so pissed I took a little poll to see if anyone was sick of gettin' taxed as much as I am. I called 100 people one night and here's the results: everyone I polled said, ""You dumb ass, it's three o'clock in the morning!"" .
- Larry the Cable Guy

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I got so pissed I took a little poll to see if anyone was sick of gettin' taxed as much as I am. I called 100 people one night and here's the results: everyone I polled said, ""You dumb ass, it's three o'clock in the morning!"" .
- Larry the Cable Guy

I got so pissed I took a little poll to see if anyone was sick of gettin' taxed as much as I am. I called 100 people one night and here's the results: everyone I polled said, ""You dumb ass, it's three o'clock in the morning!"" .
- Larry the Cable Guy

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I got so pissed I took a little poll to see if anyone was sick of gettin' taxed as much as I am. I called 100 people one night and here's the results: everyone I polled said, ""You dumb ass, it's three o'clock in the morning!"" .
- Larry the Cable Guy

I got so pissed I took a little poll to see if anyone was sick of gettin' taxed as much as I am. I called 100 people one night and here's the results: everyone I polled said, ""You dumb ass, it's three o'clock in the morning!"" .
- Larry the Cable Guy

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I got so pissed I took a little poll to see if anyone was sick of gettin' taxed as much as I am. I called 100 people one night and here's the results: everyone I polled said, ""You dumb ass, it's three o'clock in the morning!"" .
- Larry the Cable Guy

I got so pissed I took a little poll to see if anyone was sick of gettin' taxed as much as I am. I called 100 people one night and here's the results: everyone I polled said, ""You dumb ass, it's three o'clock in the morning!"" .
- Larry the Cable Guy

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I got so pissed I took a little poll to see if anyone was sick of gettin' taxed as much as I am. I called 100 people one night and here's the results: everyone I polled said, ""You dumb ass, it's three o'clock in the morning!"" .
- Larry the Cable Guy

My mom went to that same doctor and got a butt lift. It's a little too lifted, I think, alright. Now every time she farts only dogs can hear it.
- Larry the Cable Guy

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My mom went to that same doctor and got a butt lift. It's a little too lifted, I think, alright. Now every time she farts only dogs can hear it.
- Larry the Cable Guy

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